A lot of God's most bizarre decisions throughout history make a lot more sense once you realise he's just a bumbling old man with poor long term memory and a drinking problem. In this book you will learn why He got rid of dinosaurs, why it took Him so long to talk Abraham out of killing his son, and all about His complicated relationship with Satan. This volume contains the first 50 episodes of the popular Ringo Award-nominated webcomic! Legal disclaimer: you might go to Hell for laughing, we decline all liability.